Dr. Zoltan did not listen to this song repeatedly when he was 9 years old, only to hear it full of “problems” many years later:
1.) What is with all the “…ah!” added at the end of every line? Example: the word, “Right,” becomes “Right-ah!”
2.) Just to make it even more obvious, the vocalist overdubbed several repeated “Ah! Ah! Ah!” and then end of each verse, to make sure we heard him doing it.
3.) Dr. Zoltan is disturbed and confused by how they left out the most important Lydian melody directly following the words, “So long ago…”
Original Version, far more strange, creative, surreal, and demented: