For many years, I recorded and performed complicated and humorous rock music under the names Sir Millard Mulch and Dr. Zoltan Obelisk. My album How To Sell The Whole F#@!ing Universe To Everybody… Once And For All! was released on Trey Spruance’s Mimicry Records in 2005. My past albums contained guest contributions from Devin Townsend, Virgil Donati, Morgan Ågren, Marco Minnemann, Nils Frykdahl of Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Lalle Larsson, and Dave Meros of Spock’s Beard.
THINGS YOU CAN DO:
1.) Join my Patreon for $5 per month: patreon.com/carlking
2.) Order my new album Grand Architects of the Universe (guests Dweezil Zappa, Virgil Donati, and Mike Keneally).
3.) Hire me to score your film / documentary: email@example.com
I just released a new album called Grand Architects of the Universe with guests Dweezil Zappa, Mike Keneally, Virgil Donati, Thomas Lang, Marco Minnemann, Travis Orbin, Morgan Ågren, Mike Stone, you get the idea…
SCORING / PRODUCTION MUSIC
Always a fan of science fiction / fantasy / superhero films, I’m now building a catalog of modern orchestral music for TV / films / video games.
I have a Professional Certificate in Composing And Orchestrating For Film and TV through Berklee College of Music, and studied Composition at State College of Florida.
For licensing, film scoring, and other work talk: firstname.lastname@example.org
OLD ALBUM SAMPLERS
“Jokey prog work-outs to entertain and enlighten you through laughter.”
“Extraordinarily creative… Insanely entertaining… Extreme compositional excess. Ingenious, indignant, cerebral cacophony.”
Devin Townsend (Strapping Young Lad)
“You poor motherfucker. You can quote me on that.”
Trey Spruance (Mr. Bungle / Faith No More / Secret Chiefs 3)
“It’s like Stravinsky, only CRAZIER!”
“…The world should hear it but unfortunately the world is brainwashed right now. …wild stuff, boy!”
“Utterly Unperformable. Bizarre.”
“You sick bastard. That stuff sounds fantastic!”
Bryan Beller (Mike Keneally, Dweezil Zappa, Steve Vai)
“You are one freaked out dude. My word.”
Paul Gilbert (Mr. Big, Racer X)
“Wow, that music is crazy! I’m jealous of your many articulate opinions. I struggle with being articulate on many issues. But I can talk passionately about Alex Van Halen and Ringo Starr using big washy cymbals. Hopefully this will redeem me when I most need it.”
Scott Thunes (Frank Zappa, The Vandals)
“Someone I know needs to switch to decaf.”
“For your fucked up tastes, you might just have found the most entertaining album ever. Seriously.”