A Study Has Shown!

A Study Has Shown!

Health-guru podcasters simplify complex data and sell it as guaranteed health advice.

Notice it tends to be surprising (maybe ironic), simple, and “natural.”

Some examples:

  • Walking around on your heels for 5 minutes before bed will cure restless leg syndrome.
  • The scent of freshly-crushed black pepper will get rid of your afternoon sleepiness.
  • Looking at bright outdoor sunlight after a meal will stop your body from storing adipose fat. 

Of course, I made all of those up. Maybe they’re true. No idea.  

We all fall for this stuff because stories are more fun than statistics.*

Yeah, but… a study has shown!

Maybe so. 

Here are some problems: 

1. The actual numbers get left out, which might not be impressive. (How many? For how long? What percentage?)
2. Something might be true for a group, but not for the individuals in that group. (Ecological Fallacy). 

A silly example ChatGPT made up for me:

A team of researchers at the University of Sleep Sciences and Decorative Vegetables recruited 1,000 adults suffering from mild insomnia. Half were given a standard pillow, while the other half slept on a pillow stuffed entirely with shredded cabbage.

The results:

On average, the cabbage pillow group fell asleep 4 minutes faster than the standard pillow group.

Within the cabbage group:

15% fell asleep 20+ minutes faster
60% showed no change at all
25% reported worse sleep, citing “constant salad smell” and “dreams about rabbits”

The press release headline:

“Cabbage Pillows Proven to Improve Sleep!”

But 85% of the time, in this fictional example, there was no effect — or it made the problem worse. 

Buying a Cabbage Pillow™ probably won’t work.

Oh, well. This will continue. Few of us are trained to parse a scientific paper (I sure as hell am not). Statistics and details are easy to forget. And “health influencers” are incentivized to spread pop song versions of results. 

*A reference to something Pete Peterson typed:

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