If I’m So Smart, How Could I Have Avoided This?

I went to the hardware store to return something.

A customer ahead of me in line (also returning or exchanging something) had problems:

1 – The clerk couldn’t find an item in the computer.
2 – The customer had to lean way over the counter to look at the screen, as the clerk tried to tilt it towards her. They scrolled, pointed, and mumbled. 
3 – The customer’s credit card wouldn’t swipe. The numbers had to be entered manually. Error. Error. The clerk twisted herself over the counter and entered it repeatedly on the POS keypad. 
4 – They changed their mind, canceled the transaction, and started the process over. 
5 – The customer couldn’t find her emailed receipt in her phone. 
6 – The customer’s shipping address was wrong and had to be updated. 
7 – More leaning over the counter. More scrolling, more pointing, more mumbling. 

Meanwhile, the line of customers behind me grew. 

I stood there for maybe 20 minutes, rolling my eyes, shaking my head, and doing lots of what my ex-wife would call huffing and puffing.

Another clerk walked up to a second register. FINALLY! 

But he simply looked around, casually took a sip of water, checked his phone, and then wandered off. 

I was furious. 

How can these people be so stupid? How can they be so slow? How can they be so inefficient?

And then I realized:

I am the one who is stupid, slow, and inefficient.

I chose this. 

I put myself through all that irritation…

To return something worth $10. 

Oh. 

Not so smart, after all, am I? 

I could have come back another time — or not even bothered to return the item. 

Or spent that time working and earned far more than $10. 

It’s easy to point the finger. It makes us feel “morally superior to traffic jams.”*

But instead of blaming others (or the environment), it can be useful to ask, “How could I have avoided this?”

Even more useful: what’s the best action to take now?

*From Eckhart Tolle’s Living a Life of Inner Peace

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