Writing
I’ve written books, articles, blogs, and even pulled some fun pranks on Craigslist and social media. Back in the day I wrote many a silly rant, and a few of them are listed here — read at your own risk. At the bottom of the page are select artist interviews I did for INK19 Magazine, under various pseudonyms (Ed Furniture, mostly).
BOOKS
So, You’re A Creative Genius… Now What? (Second Edition) – (2025)
Beyond Guitar (In Only 15 Minutes) – Short Kindle (2011)
Cuyahoga! – Sci-Fi Short Story (2011)
How To Sell The Whole F#@!ing Universe To Everybody… Once And For All! – Self Published (2005)
MAGAZINE ARTICLES
2600 The Hacker Quarterly – Hacking Music (as Dr. Zoltan)
WEB
JOURNALS AND MEMORIES
My Steve Vai Audition (2008)
The Death of Superman Lives… What Happened? (Production Notes)
The Wolf of Derek Ave (2026)
PRANKS
I Got Fired From The Ween Tour (2004)
Tvaarksanianica: Bay Area Center For The Digital Recording Arts (2002)
OLD BAND ARCHIVES
IMA (From St. Petersberg, Florida)
CRAZY RANTS
An Open Letter To Estradasphere (2002)
I Quit (2001)
10 Rock Concert Cliches (2007)
ARTIST INTERVIEWS
Steve Vai – Flex-Able Leftovers (1999)
Steve Vai – Modern Primitive (2016)
Trey Spruance – Mr. Bungle / Secret Chiefs 3 (1998)
Trey Spruance – Disco Volante Tour (1995)
Devin Townsend – Infinity (1998)
Ween (1998)
Morgan Ågren – Drummer, Zappa’s Universe / Devin Townsend
Bar McKinnon – Mr. Bungle / Umlaut (2016)
Heather Kozar – Playboy Playmate of the Year 1999
Katy Perry And Lauren Christy (2004)
Billy Sheehan – Bassist of Steve Vai / Mr. Big (2001)
Nils Frykdahl – Sleepytime Gorilla Museum
Don Joyce – Negativland
Nina Gordon – Veruca Salt
Craig Anton – Actor and Comedian
Ian Koss – Magazine Publisher
Brooks Wackerman – Drummer (Bad Religion, The Vandals)
Bogus Pomp / Jerry Outlaw (1998)
Jed Simon – Guitarist of Strapping Young Lad / Zimmer’s Hole
Pat McDonald – Drummer (Charlie Daniels Band)
Ruta Sepetys – Music Manager (now an Author!)
Tim Soya – Drummer (Victims Family)
Lance Myers – Animator / Boxer Story (2020)